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	<title>Exploding Aardvark</title>
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	<description>Look out—she's gonna blow!</description>
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		<title>WHO IS THIS GUY?</title>
		<description>"I just obey the cameras." </description>
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		<title>WHAT WE TALK ABOUT #28</title>
		<description> </description>
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		<title>PHOTO OF ME AND A GOOD FRIEND</title>
		<description>Here </description>
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		<title>AND HE WAS MAKING &#8220;SLANTY EYES&#8221; TOO</title>
		<description>"Those Oriental people work like dogs. They work their hearts out. They are workers non-stop. They sleep beside their machines. That's why they are successful in life. I'm telling you, Oriental people, they're slowly taking over. ... They're hard, hard workers."

&#8212;Rob Ford, Ontario city council </description>
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		<title>IDIOM SHORTAGE</title>
		<description>Idiom Shortage Leaves Nation All Sewed Up In Horse Pies </description>
		<link>http://www.fpmrecords.com/vark/index.php/2008/03/06/idiom-shortage/</link>
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		<title>A HORRIBLE AFFLICTION</title>
		<description>Weblogs are designed for those with NADD. The web digested into short little blurbs of information. NADD heaven. My guess would be that the population of regular webloggers is mostly NADD-afflicted. Otherwise, they’d be writing books… not paragraphs… at random times of the day… always.



NADD </description>
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		<title>I LARFED MY GUTS OUT</title>
		<description>... and I didn't even have time to look all of them, which is why I'm 'varking:

41 Hilarious Science Fair Experiments </description>
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		<title>DREAMING OF WATER</title>
		<description>My sweetie had another photo featured as a Daily Deviation:



Dreaming of Water (DeviantArt) </description>
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		<title>YOUR NEW BICYCLE</title>
		<description>... is Barack Obama! </description>
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		<title>OH, ALL RIGHT</title>
		<description>For the Army of Filth, and because Office Stygian is contaminated with glowing green goo but still has one of the best work music streams in SL:


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