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IF YOU’VE EVER WANTED TO KNOW

… what sort of mutant catgirl you would be, you’re in luck:

[The Badass Neko] Rebel without a cause? Hell yes. All the girls envy you, all the guys think your hot, but you could care less. In fact, you really wish they wouldn’t.
Which neko are you?

WEARING MY TRON COSTUME RIGHT NOW

I received 86 credits on The Sci Fi Sounds QuizHow much of a Sci-Fi geek are you?

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I REALLY ENJOYED TAKING THIS QUIZ

Your Score: Donatello / Sophia
Your ki is made up of 50% Vigor and 58% Wisdom

Naysayers call it a mild dementia, but the truth is that you’re the smartest and most technical-minded of the Golden Girls. You construct diverse gadgets to help your friends fight crime and to help you go to the bathroom. You’re the […]

YEP

Chicago area, to be precise. (North Side, to be more precise.)

What American accent do you have? (via Conrad)
In what region do “bag” and “vague” rhyme? I’d never come across that one before.

PIGEONHOLE ME

My top three candidates, according to this quiz:

And as we all know, online quizzes will tell you everything you need to know about yourself.
(Via the guy at Critical Mass, who didn’t have the guts to reveal who his top three matches were. C’mon, fess up. And then tell us which D&D character class you’re supposed […]

HOORAY FOR STUPID QUIZ TIME

You are most similar to
Snoopy
“I gave up trying to understand people long ago. Now I just let them try to understand me!”
Although Snoopy never speaks a word, his eloquence lies in his facial expressions and thought balloons. He loves his master, Charlie Brown — if only for the fact that Snoopy wouldn’t get any supper […]

MORE LIKE SOCIAL IRRITABILITY

Your score:
16(fear) + 16(avoidance = 32
You do not suffer from social anxiety.

Liebowitz Social Anxiety Scale (via ethan_t_hein)

I’M CONTAGIOUS

Your Score: Influenza!
You scored 46% pestilentiality!

You are one tricky devil. Highly contagious, wildly cyclical and about as predictable as the equities market (I hear, anyway), you are one of mankind’s oldest companions. You probably originated in China, like so many people these days, and stem from pigs and birds mostly. Pigs and birds are pretty […]

IDENTITY

More than a third of British Asians do not feel British, a BBC poll suggests. Meanwhile, apparently I have a tendency to assume that white people aren’t Americans.

CASH FOR CORPSES

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