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NOW IT CAN BE TOLD

Stephen King shot John Lennon (via TMN)

NEIL GAIMAN IN CHINA

“I suspect that world peace and harmony would come about in weeks if people just got to put pandas on their laps every few months.”

AND MY HEARING IS EXCELLENT

23% Grinchification 63% Cathatitude
85% Loraxity 63% Hoponpoppiness

You are: Horton Hears a Who!
Horton Hears a Who! is a story about an elephant with a good heart and an activist ethic. Like Horton, you’re a very nice person, and you’re very observant about the world around you. You are more likely to get involved with political […]

WELCOME TO HELL

Dante’s Inferno: A Virtual Tour of Hell (Flash, via TDG)
Previously ‘varked:

Haven’t Taken This for Awhile (Inferno quiz)

RAINBOW CONNECTION

Why are there so many songs about rainbows? More importantly, why does this song sound like something Lovecraft wrote?
(YouTube, via Necronomiphiles)
Also: Cthulhu Pet
Non-silly addition: Die Musik des Erich Zann

VONNEGUT

“All persons, living and dead, are purely coincidental.”
15 Things Kurt Vonnegut Said Better Than Anyone Else Ever Has Or Will (A.V. Club, via Dave Aquamarine-7 Lartigue, who blogs at Dave Ex Machina)

LONESOME NO MORE

I did this ages ago, but it seems to have come round again, for some reason or other.

My new name under Kurt Vonnegut’s Lonesome No More! scheme is:-
Lisa Lithium-12 Boucher
Enter your full name to find out if you’re part of my family:-

Here are all the other Lithium-12s.

DOUBLEPLUSSAFE

George Orwell, Big Brother is watching your house
Previously ‘varked:

Big Brother Loves You
You Are Being Watched
Armchair Minutemen Rejoice
Big Brother Is Watching You

WRITE LIKE MITCH

Ctrl-Shift-M: Imbues highlighted passage with moral certainty
The Secret Keyboard Shortcuts of Tuesdays with Morrie Author Mitch Albom (Yankee Pot Roast)

LOVECRAFTIAN SITCOMS

Welcome Back, Cthulhu
Cthulhu and the Man
Hastur & Hutch
Cthulhu’s Angels
The Dukes of Kadath
Shub-Niggurath & Son
Joanie Loves Cthulhu
The Facts of Leng
All in the Whately Family
Dagon’s Heroes
Laverne & Shoggoth
Mork & Mi-Go
The Andy Yuggoth Show
The Golden Ghouls
The Leng Ones
The Borea Hillbillies
Chorazin in Charge
Dharma & Gug
Head of the Cult
Married … with Cthonians
My Favorite Moon-Beast
(Part of today’s instant-messaging fun with Conrad. […]