Exploding Aardvark

WHAT WE TALK ABOUT #20

( music and chat )

AGING ROCK STAR EDITION

I mean, come on—the last thing he was famous for was falling out of a tree. And that didn’t even happen. “I wasn’t climbing a tree. I was sitting on a fucking shrub,” he says.
Keith snorting dad was said ‘in jest’ (Metro)
The winner from the Fark comments is “Dynamite Monkey”:

You’ve gotta be […]

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LOVECRAFTIAN SITCOMS

( funny and chat and writers )

Welcome Back, Cthulhu
Cthulhu and the Man
Hastur & Hutch
Cthulhu’s Angels
The Dukes of Kadath
Shub-Niggurath & Son
Joanie Loves Cthulhu
The Facts of Leng
All in the Whately Family
Dagon’s Heroes
Laverne & Shoggoth
Mork & Mi-Go
The Andy Yuggoth Show
The Golden Ghouls
The Leng Ones
The Borea Hillbillies
Chorazin in Charge
Dharma & Gug
Head of the Cult
Married … with Cthonians
My Favorite Moon-Beast
(Part of today’s instant-messaging fun with Conrad. […]

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HAT SPOTTED

( funny and chat )

AIM IM with hatticusqfinch.
3:14 AM
HAT: i say, old bean, have you seen my hat?
HAT: Man! Just give me your myspace url
(Odd. I don’t know this person. But I’ll play along.)
VARK: maybe your hat is here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EPIRHr4sN9Y
HAT: Hm… My sidekick won’t let me watch youtubes!
VARK: well, there are definitely at least four hats there.
HAT: ?
VARK: IN […]

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WHAT WE TALK ABOUT #19

( language and chat and chambana )

Ludicrous Censorship Edition
The Daily Illini asked for my opinion, and I gave it:
Ugly Valentine’s Day breakup at UNC attended by hundreds thanks to Facebook

Now I’m beginning to wonder if UIUC kids are being taught the term “weewee” in anatomy classes.
Update: Since all of blogs.dailyillini.com/opinions/ is now returning a 403 Forbidden error—what happened?—here is a link […]

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WHAT WE TALK ABOUT #18

( music and video and chat and chambana )

NO F IN CELTIC MUSIC EDITION

Even if I were gigging these days, there’s no freaking way I’d be available to play any of the five March gigs I’ve successfully deflected in the past month or so. Wise up, people: book your St. Patrick’s Day entertainment a year in advance.
And can we all stop using the […]

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SIX DEGREES OF CRUSHBOT-DIRIGIBLE

( fnord and chat )

Crushbot got mail. Kevin Bacon is Crushbot’s close personal friend.

Who is Crushbot? Here, let’s let Crushbot speak for itself:

Crushbot is available for interviews on AIM (username: crushbot2008). Be Crushbot’s buddy. You want to be on the DO NOT CRUSH list, don’t you?
Previously ‘varked:

What We Talk About #9
21 July

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