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IDIOM SHORTAGE

Idiom Shortage Leaves Nation All Sewed Up In Horse Pies

I LARFED MY GUTS OUT

… and I didn’t even have time to look all of them, which is why I’m ‘varking:
41 Hilarious Science Fair Experiments

FOR DIPSOMANIAC CONSERVATIVES

Via email from the Republican National Committee:

Meet Maxine, the newest member of the Republican National Committee.
Embroidered with the official logo of the RNC, Maxine proudly shows off her allegiance to the Republican Party’s principles of lower taxes, a strong national defense, limited government and personal responsibility.
Maxine is a wonderful plush toy available for a limited […]

LOVECRAFTIAN FAST FOOD REVIEW

The end is near. I hear a noise at the door, as of some immense slippery, living mound lumbering against it. It shall not find me! God, that gravy! The window! The window!
The Bowl At The Howling Rim Of Famous-Ity (Patton Oswalt)
Thanks, Ignatz!

TIME TRAVEL MART

Echo Park Time Travel Mart (via ethan_t_hein)

THIS MAKES ME HAPPY

Ivan Mládek, “Jožin z bažin” (YouTube, via Warren Ellis)
Banjo Band Ivana Mládka (Luna Kafé)

YOU ARE LIKELY TO BE EATEN BY A GRUE

Warning: GEEK OVERLOAD

MC Frontalot, “It Is Pitch Dark” (YouTube, via Pathologically Polymathic)

CONTROVERSY!

From the Flickr LOLscience pool.

I REALLY ENJOYED TAKING THIS QUIZ

Your Score: Donatello / Sophia
Your ki is made up of 50% Vigor and 58% Wisdom

Naysayers call it a mild dementia, but the truth is that you’re the smartest and most technical-minded of the Golden Girls. You construct diverse gadgets to help your friends fight crime and to help you go to the bathroom. You’re the […]

POINT AND LAUGH

Neonbubble spotlights some morons on Facebook. Good times.