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I THINK I’M GONNA HURL

To showcase the unique flavor of KFC’s new Teriyaki Boneless Wings, Kentucky Fried Chicken challenged experiential artist Phil Hansen to create a one-of-a-kind mural of Colonel Sanders. To give the mural a tasty twist, Hansen used KFC’s new boneless wings’ Teriyaki sauce as his medium.
“When we saw Phil’s work and his karate-style painting technique, we […]

‘CAUSE DUNKIN’ DONUTS IS ALL ABOUT THE BACON

For years Dunkin’ Donuts made exceptions for Elkhatib, even providing him signs for his restaurants that read “No meat products available,” he asserts in court documents.
The company introduced breakfast sandwiches in 1984, five years after Elkhatib bought his first franchise, which he later sold.
“That’s why I bought a Dunkin’ Donuts, because I never had to […]

HEADLINE OF THE DAY

Romania confronts huge meat pile

THOUGHT EXPERIMENT: FOOD STAMPS

You’re a single parent with a full-time job.
The challenge: feed your three kids for a week with this food.
Go!

THAT’S NOT TERIYAKI

What scares me is how many people gave this good reviews.

BEANS

Screamin’ Beans
(Thanks, Kevin!)

EIGHT BUCKS A COOKIE

Minimum order: twenty-four.

President George Bush First Family Cookies

SOUPY SOAK

Shades of Barbarella!
‘Ramen bath’ offers supposed health benefits without lingering aroma of pork marrow (Mainichi Shimbun)
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IM IN UR BOWL

TASTY, BUT NO

One of the humblest ingredients in British cooking has made its debut on a restaurant menu in Yorkshire. Free on top of fish and chips since the first chippie opened in Mossley, Lancashire, in 1863, batter scraps are now being offered at a price — at a waterside eaterie in the yuppy heart of Leeds.
“Two […]

BLORF

DO NOT EAT