Via email from the Republican National Committee:
Meet Maxine, the newest member of the Republican National Committee.
Embroidered with the official logo of the RNC, Maxine proudly shows off her allegiance to the Republican Party’s principles of lower taxes, a strong national defense, limited government and personal responsibility.
Maxine is a wonderful plush toy available for a limited time to our most loyal supporters like you. She is sure to be snapped up quickly. With Valentine’s Day right around the corner, Maxine makes a great gift for that special Republican in your life.
Cue the Arkestra!
Sun Ra, “Pink Elephants on Parade” (Disney mashup on YouTube)
Also, without the serial comma, Maxine seems to stand for “limited personal responsibility.” Bottoms up! Woo!
Thank you so much for using the word “dipsomaniac.” It needs more use.