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A HORRIBLE AFFLICTION

Weblogs are designed for those with NADD. The web digested into short little blurbs of information. NADD heaven. My guess would be that the population of regular webloggers is mostly NADD-afflicted. Otherwise, they’d be writing books… not paragraphs… at random times of the day… always.
NADD

I LARFED MY GUTS OUT

… and I didn’t even have time to look all of them, which is why I’m ‘varking:
41 Hilarious Science Fair Experiments

DREAMING OF WATER

My sweetie had another photo featured as a Daily Deviation:

Dreaming of Water (DeviantArt)

YOUR NEW BICYCLE

… is Barack Obama!

OH, ALL RIGHT

For the Army of Filth, and because Office Stygian is contaminated with glowing green goo but still has one of the best work music streams in SL:

IF YOU’VE EVER WANTED TO KNOW

… what sort of mutant catgirl you would be, you’re in luck:

[The Badass Neko] Rebel without a cause? Hell yes. All the girls envy you, all the guys think your hot, but you could care less. In fact, you really wish they wouldn’t.
Which neko are you?

FOR DIPSOMANIAC CONSERVATIVES

Via email from the Republican National Committee:

Meet Maxine, the newest member of the Republican National Committee.
Embroidered with the official logo of the RNC, Maxine proudly shows off her allegiance to the Republican Party’s principles of lower taxes, a strong national defense, limited government and personal responsibility.
Maxine is a wonderful plush toy available for a limited […]

HAPPY NEW YEAR

Xinhua Spring Festival Special 2008 (news, photos, videos, customs)
Forecast: Year of the Rat (Raymond Lo)
The Year of The Rat (Chinese Fortune Calendar)
Rat (Wikipedia)

LOVECRAFTIAN FAST FOOD REVIEW

The end is near. I hear a noise at the door, as of some immense slippery, living mound lumbering against it. It shall not find me! God, that gravy! The window! The window!
The Bowl At The Howling Rim Of Famous-Ity (Patton Oswalt)
Thanks, Ignatz!