LET’S DO SOME CRIMES

Posted on Thursday 6 December 2007

bat-shitting goth
Chambana police blotter:

Mobil Super Pantry, 810 W. Green St., reported theft Tuesday afternoon.

According to a police report, a 20-year-old man described as “goth” entered the business and stole a pack of strawberry-flavored cigars before fleeing.

No arrests had been made at the time of the report.

Wonder if he uses Sinister Strawberry “lip embalm.”


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