My top three candidates, according to this quiz:

And as we all know, online quizzes will tell you everything you need to know about yourself.
(Via the guy at Critical Mass, who didn’t have the guts to reveal who his top three matches were. C’mon, fess up. And then tell us which D&D character class you’re supposed to be.)
Anyway, none of this matters, ’cause I’m still voting for Theoretical Ideal Candidate.
Either the poll is a mess, or the world is: The candidates whose views are most like mine are Mike Gravel (75%), Dennis Kucinich (73%), and Ron Paul (71%). Yep, three guys who mostly think alike.
Probably not the poll.
I will agree with your statement that online quizzes will tell me everything I need to know about myself, just as soon as one tells me so.
The quiz did have the interesting extra wrinkle of asking what you cared about first and then asking the questions. I am sure that screws up the answers. I was 80% Bill Richardson, 80% Barak Obama, 79% Mike Gravel.
I would join you in a write in campaign for Theoretical Ideal Candidate.
This ABC quiz gave me Kucinich, Gravel, and Paul.