Problem: Travel has accidentally stopped midtransfer, and time portal opens itself up to a world of unimaginable horror and torture.
Solution: There has been a slight error in the travel process and we will work as fast as possible to remedy the problem. Please remain in the VH3928 and avoid direct contact with any one of the dragon’s thousand eyes.
Troubleshooting Guide for TimeCorp’s VH3928-Model Time Machine (McSweeney’s, via ethan_t_hein)