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WANNA SEE SOME IRISH MAGIC WITH FAIRIES?

Jason Byrne (Flash, via MeFi)

HEADLINE OF THE DAY

Derryfield Country Club squirrel finishes rehab

HAHAHAHAHA

The MySpace generation is a “somewhat alien life force,” a Navy recruiting presentation contends — with a language and lifestyle that’s almost unrecognizable to adults. And because the kids are such “coddled,” “narcissistic praise junkies,” they’ll be beyond tough to bring into the military. Propensity to join the armed forces among these so-called […]

MORE RICKIE LEE

What can I say? I love her songs.
Stewart, Boucher, and Schroer, “Easy Money”

HOW TO FIND A DECENT DRUMMER

Frankly, it doesn’t matter what he plays like because if your band were any good you’d already know a dozen unemployed drummers. In my neighborhood, I can put an open can of tuna on the stoop and have four out-of-work drummers at my door inside of an hour.

Forgive the Drummer Some (TMN)

HE’S THE OZZY OSBOURNE OF GOV’T EMPLOYEES

When told that he was in trouble for killing the duck, Clark told officers, “Why, because I killed it out of season? Big deal, it’s just a [expletive] duck.”

Auditor Decapitates Duck (FedBlog)
Previously ‘varked:

Allegedly Drunk
Duck!

WHAT’S IT LIKE?

So, student journalists, tyro profilers and rooky reporters out there, seriously, quite seriously never ask a ‘what’s it like’ question, it instantly reveals your crapness. I used to try getting surreal when asked the question and say things like ‘being famous is like wearing blue pyjamas at the opera. It’s like kissing Neil Young, but […]

“I LIVE TO SING”

Daffy Duck, “Yesterday” (via Music for Maniacs)

YEAH, BABY

Christian Ferras, Sibelius’s violin concerto in D minor, Op. 47: I. Allegro moderato” (YouTube, via TMN)
Warning: No clowns, no bukkake.

WARNING: X-RAY BUKKAKE MAKES THE CLOWN CRY

Emily Haines and the Soft Skeleton, “Our Hell” (Quicktime, via Cliptip)
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