Maybe you should try FlexPetz, you ridiculous motherfucker.
Look, I understand if you just can’t have a dog. But if you want to spend time around them anyway, volunteer at the Humane Society. Or, I dunno, make friends with someone who has a dog. This rent-a-pet crap is just …
*brain explodes*
Please, someone tell me this is a prank website.
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