CASH FOR CORPSES

Posted on Sunday 29 July 2007

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4 Comments for 'CASH FOR CORPSES'

  1.  
    29 July 2007 | 7:29 pm
     

    I’m worth 4,800 dead. Here’s what I think we should do. Incorporate across the internets and claim collateralized cadaver values as our equity. Sell this equity in tranches, with return on investment collectible on our demise. I’m pretty sure I can us a good rating at Moody’s, but even the so-called “junk bonds” are worth selling. Just give them a cute name, like NecroMatic Debentures® They’ll go like hotcakes. As a morose nihilist, I think we should spend the money on long term sustainable drug habits and a good “exit strategy”, but I’m not doctrinaire about that.

  2.  
    29 July 2007 | 9:37 pm
     

    Scruggs, that’s brilliant. We’d better act fast, though, because there seems to be all this impending collapse.

  3.  
    30 July 2007 | 10:00 am
     

    $4475. I would like to think that this is a sellers market rather than a buyers and that there won’t be any cadaver bubbles or excess inventory out in the market. Perhaps with some body modifications I can increase my value. Anybody for “Flip that Corpse”?

  4.  
    31 July 2007 | 11:34 am
     

    Your body is a boat to lay aside when you reach the other shore … or sell it if you can find a fool. It’s full of holes.

    Burroughs, The Western Lands

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