The Rotund Bounder

You scored 38 % malaise and 65 % joie de vivre!

You enjoy life and are only considered Chappy because, in general, you do not want to be considered Chappy. There is nothing offered to you, by way of food and drink, that you would ever refuse. For this, you have paid the price of looking like a pregnant woman. This constant third-term profile has you in a general state of apathy because you have rarely, if ever, enjoyed the pleasures of the venus mound. You are not a reader. You like singing but forget words easily. You drink whiskies and port. You don’t have children. Your pajamas are always under your dirty garb. You have woken up in pubs rather frequently. You are not the most efficient Chap, but a Chap nonetheless.

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