Exploding Aardvark

Knowledge of verbs no possession by most American laypeople. For them, picture of happiness: beer plentiful, couch comfy, large-screen television. Their speech: “Verb? What that? Huh? Hey … me on TV?” So, for life easier and more efficient, and, marginally, more fun, elimination of verbs necessary. For those who possession of persistence in verb usage: ostracization necessary. No speech from us to them, but for “VERBS BAD! YOU VERB USAGE POSSESSION! OSTRACIZATION NECESSARY!” as reminder of transgression.

The “Verbs Bad” Manifesto (via madamjujujive)