Exploding Aardvark

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Blogs!

1. Blogs are the smallest of Jupiter’s many moons.
2. If the Sun were the size of a beach ball then Jupiter would be the size of a golf ball and blogs would be as small as a pea.
3. Duelling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are blogs!
4. The liquid inside blogs can be used as a substitute for blood plasma.
5. You should always open blogs at least an hour before drinking them.
6. Blogs cannot swim.
7. Blogomancy is the art of telling the future with blogs.
8. Blogs will always turn right when leaving a cave.
9. Four-fifths of the surface of blogs is covered in water.
10. All of the roles in Shakespeare’s plays - including the female roles - were originally played by blogs!