THEY KILLED THA H-DOG

Posted on Tuesday 1 May 2007

White-On-White Violence Claims Life Of Accounts Receivable Supervisor

Herbert F. Kornfeld, 34, was an alleged accounting gang leader considered by law enforcement to be a key player in a series of ongoing office worker turf wars. He was found dead Monday morning in the third-floor copy room of Midstate Office Supply, his employer of 12 years.

“We believe the victim was assaulted after hours Friday by an unknown individual or individuals,” a Columbia County sheriff’s departmaent spokesman said. “Though autopsy results are still pending, we believe the victim suffered fatal head trauma after his face was immobilized against the glass of a photocopier and repeatedly struck with the machine’s cover.”

Maybe his final column contains some clues.


1 Comment for 'THEY KILLED THA H-DOG'

  1.  
    1 May 2007 | 7:59 pm
     

    Just the idea of an “accouting gang” is enough to amuse me!

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