No use trying to fight it, you’re an eight-sided die, a d8. A fine example of simple elegance, the d8 is one of the least appreciated types of dice, and is often neglected. You are known to be quiet and shy, outward traits that conceal viscous sarcasm and mean wit. You are very smart, yet wise enough to hide your intelligence—the quicker they found out how smart you are, the sooner they’ll put you to work, which is something you can do without. People call you dark and pessimistic, or moody and cynical. You find little point in arguing.
(Via the Honest Hypocrite, who is a d4. Also, I was forced to add an em dash to my result, because without one, it was unreadable. I’ve left the rest of the dodgy punctuation intact. And I kinda like the idea of “viscous sarcasm.”)
because most things are dripping with sarcasm and the sarcasm industry has been working to improve that so it is less messy.
i am a d12, which is what i wanted to be. so i am grateful.
“You are the rare, the overlooked, yet incredibly useful dodecahedron: the d12. You are a creative, romantic soul. You often act without thinking, but make up for your lack of plans with plenty of heart. You easily solve problems that stump others, but your answers tend to put you into even deeper trouble. You write long, detailed backgrounds for all your characters. You can be silly at times and are easily distracted by your own day dreams, but are at the end of the day you’re someone who can be depended on.”
omfg! i’m a cartoon hero sidekick! and — oh crap. sabdariffa is a spinoff show. wow, what doesn’t that explain?
i will never forget the first time i was forced to add an em dash. youth!
Better a sidekick than a redshirt.