Artie Aardvark was spousally bound,
‘Til his snoot tried to root the wrong mound.
As he lay on the gurney,
Said wife to attorney,
“Serves him right for aardvarking around.”
—One of the ten aardvark limericks at the Omnificent English Dictionary In Limerick Form (via QT)
Speaking of aardvarks, I received a pair of nude aardvarks from the Aardvark Project. I’m not sure what I’m going to do with them, but I have a couple of ideas.
“Nude aardvarks”? Did I stumble on some weird aardvark porn site or something?
It’s entirely possible. You might wanna block this site.
There’s nothing “weird” about it. Some aardvarks are perfectly comfortable in their own hides. There’s no shame in it. The hair shirt agenda, if you will, of the militant haberdasherists has been cast into the dustbin of history!
plan for aardvark.
773 clear plastic drinking straws or equivalent.
773 anesthetized beetles.
brush & paint.
glue.
paint vark to match underside of well-known bridge. let dry.
glue straws to evenly-spaced points across vark, giving it an inber glow. let dry.
attach beetles to exposed ends of straws.
you are done.