Bush Acknowledges Congress’s Right To Weigh In on War (Washington Post)
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“I Am Not a King,” Says Bush
The grand vizier rubs his hands together and mutters in his ear, “They’ll make some noise but end up doing what you want, Imperial Majesty. Just keep holding those American soldiers hostage in Iraq.”
Meanwhile, a pair of misshapen dwarves called Gonzo and Wolfie run at a wall and crash into it, over and over again. The ruler laughs and claps in delight, and the vizier goes to replenish the black gem that lies where his heart should be. “More puppies!” he bellows to a servant.