It’s coming from William Wordsworth’s grave. First the plastic daffodils, and now MC Nuts:
The opening paragraph, memorised by schoolchildren around the globe, is now changed to: “I wandered lonely along as if I was a cloud/ That floats on high over vales and hills/ When all at once I looked down and saw a crowd/ And in my path there was a host of golden daffodils so check it.”
Wordsworth rap to lure young to lakes (Herald Sun, via richk)
There is video. (Warning: SQUIRREL AGH)
Here’s Wordsworth’s grave, though sadly without a webcam, so you can’t see the immense ring of dirt that has no doubt been thrown up by the spinning casket.
Previously ‘varked: squirrels
“The opening paragraph”? PARAGRAPH?!
Heathens.
There’s no hope for us, is there? Ridiculed by squirrels, our values chittered into a cruel parody and the last decent things left trampled under their filthy paws.
the squirrel is a poseur. it has no bentley.