ArchPudding* tells us that Jill Stanek is all up in arms about “Sweet and Sour Fetus: Chinese Cannibalism.”
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Quite frankly, I’m surprised that she hasn’t posted the SHOCKING TRUTH about bonsai kittens.

* For those not in the know, pundits have all become puddings. Of course this began with InstaPudding, but it soon spread, and around here, IT’S THE LAW.