AGING ROCK STAR EDITION
I mean, come on—the last thing he was famous for was falling out of a tree. And that didn’t even happen. “I wasn’t climbing a tree. I was sitting on a fucking shrub,” he says.
Keith snorting dad was said ‘in jest’ (Metro)
The winner from the Fark comments is “Dynamite Monkey”:
You’ve gotta be real careful with this stuff. I bought what I thought was a bag of Keith Richard’s dad in back in 1987, turned out it was a bag of the bass player in Loverboy’s uncle. I woke up 3 days later in Beth Israel.
Update: Paul and Storm, “Old Keith Richards”
Update 2: IT WALKS *kthunk*
Update 3: I wrote a grocery list with Uncle Ernie!
I remember when in the news a few years ago, Keith said that the way he kicked heroin was… by doing heroin once a month! “So it doesn’t get to be a big thing in my mind.”
That … almost makes me respect him. But not quite.