It just never fails.
Step 1) The professional victims of offense wail and gnash their teeth about some totally fabricated affront.
Step 2) The stupendously blithering idiots in the corporate press rush to publicize the complaint (without ever examining the character of the accuser or the validity of the accusation).
Step 3) More people flock to see what all the fuss is about than the author of the alleged (but actually non-existent) offense could ever possibly have dreamed would take notice of his or her work.
Chocolate Jesus Artist May Have Lost the Round But He Won the Fight (ITT List)
I stole my headline directly from Headline News, which I saw at the tobacconist’s on Friday while my two ounces of Norwegian Shag was being weighed and bagged. I thought it had a ring to it. Take it away, Tom: