- Dead Deer Can’t Kick (”As promised, here’s a second excerpt from I. Lewis {’Scooter’} Libby’s epic love story, The Apprentice. The sex of the deer is never specified, but it is certainly a doe.”) [stories politics usa deer sex otay]
- CLICK HERE TO PURCHASE AN ENTIRE PARALLEL UNIVERSE [otay]
- McCain courting crucial Death Star vote (STAND THE FUCK UP, STORMTROOPERS) [video politics usa otay]
- KASVI - qaSvI’ ngoch cherwI’ (Finnish parliamentary candidate offers campaign points in Klingon) [politics finland language otay]
- Shocking Autopsy (”Simply remove the weapons from the dead gangster’s body without touching the sides or the injury area. If you do touch the sides, you will receive an electric shock and your turn is over.”) [games otay]
- Conservatize Me (”Using the methodology of the documentary Super Size Me, public radio commentator John Moe ‘wondered whether a sudden immersion in conservatism could change his worldview—so he saturated himself with nothing but right wing people, media and culture …”) [books politics culture otay]
- Stingray mutilations prompt Irwin vengeance fears (”His death has prompted outpourings of grief in Australia and across the world, and some believe it may have triggered a demand for stingray souvenirs.”) [news australia fish death otay]
- Throw Your Tweezers Away (”For those with very sparse brows, some salons offer eyebrow extensions.” AH HAHAHA) [fabulous otay cripes]
- Thames Town (In Shanghai, of course. Pretty soon everything will just be replicated in China, and then there will be no need of cities elsewhere.) [china community buildings otay]
- Armi & Danny, “I Wanna Love You Tender” (ack) [music video finland dance otay]
- Police Probe Bizarre Goat Head Display (”We’re not saying this is illegal. We would just like to know what it means.”) [news usa ruminants otay]
- George Bush interviewed by Kai Diekmann of BILD (”That’s George Washington, the first President, of course. The interesting thing about him is that I read three — three or four books about him last year. Isn’t that interesting?”) [usa politics germany otay silly weird fear misleading puppets wankers]
- David Bowie Is Very Disappointed In You (.com) [otay]
- Eggs In Hats [blogs otay]
- BibleDudes (Yo! We gonna rap BIBLICAL STUDIES!) [religion education otay]
- pya! Naked Melee (Click very quickly to populate the screen with humans. Watch the violence as the aliens arrive. Everyone is naked, for some reason.) [flash japan naked otay games]
- “SCANNED” (What is that a euphemism for?) [otay language stupidity usa photos]
- Religion of Comic Book Characters [list religion comics otay]
- The Big One (”My proposal is to mark the nuclear repository with a phallic symbol to warn against transgression and trespass, especially if, as seems very likely, our culture should perish.”) [grim weenus future otay]
- Turnaround (It’s an ACCOUNTING GAME.) [money games otay]
- PUPPET FEAR: Treatment and Hope [grim puppets fear mind otay]
- Holy, Holy, Holy Handgrenade Instructions [howto weird otay]
- Hearts and Brains (”Secret European military intelligence reports indicate the transformation of the American humanitarian mission in Iraq into a profitable trade through the practice of American physicians extracting human organs from the dead and wounded.”) [otay]
- Sex with humans is boring. (”I am an expert on how to have sex with elves.”) [sex blogs otay]
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