Velociraptor attack is the 3rd leading cause of death for men age 27-29. However, everyone must think about the implications of velociraptors: young and old, men, women and transgendered persons.
The American Society for Velociraptor Attack Prevention is a bi-partisan group of professionals, dedicated to the diffusion of knowledge concerning velociraptor attack prevention.
Thanks heavens I’m just old enough to only have to worry about Tyranosauers, Stegosaurs and the occasional “heartbreak of pterodactyls.”