This song from Dr. Demento suddenly popped into my head, all the way from the 1980s. I blame Scruggs.
The Beastly Boys, “Squirrels” (StupidVid)
Also see:
Running with the Squirrels (”I have lost many friends to the squirrels.”)
Previously ‘varked: everything squirrel

I was just singing that to my husband yesterday. He thought I was nuts :)
I have so far only been damned once via instant message for dredging up this song!