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DEAD FAIRY

Do Fairies Live at the Bottom of Your Garden? (Lebanon Circle Magic Company, via Gail)
Previously ‘varked:

Fairies 1, Developers 0
Icelandic Elves

AW-TERS

Otters holding hands (YouTube, via Tom)

DURIAN

The flavours I got were:

onion
whatever natural gas might taste like if it tasted like the odour they add to it
pure, undistilled evil

Durian Fruit is like Hell in your Mouth (Interblah)
I’ve never tried durian, and I am simultaneously intrigued and apprehensive.

I HOPE WE BOTH DIE

Duncan Pflaster, “No Children” (Midnight Ukulele Disco)

NUTS

“Life from non-life, apart from God’s direct intervention, is a fairy tale. But despite that obvious truth …” AH HAHAHAHA

Peanut Butter, the Atheist’s Nightmare! (YouTube)
Thanks, Kevin! That was awesome in its nuttiness.
Related youtubery: Kirk Cameron and Bananas

SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM

Normally I scan through Akismet-flagged spam comments, and sometimes I catch a couple that are real comments. Most days, it’s been five pages. But guys, I just can’t face skimming twenty-nine pages of drug names and stuff like “Scooby Doo hentai,” so I just deleted it all. Sorry if your actual comment got flushed along […]

HEADLINE OF THE DAY

Woman hurt in fracas; duck unscathed

31 MARCH

1596: A woman gives birth to René Descartes, therefore he is

1776: Remember, all men would be tyrants if they could. If particular care and attention is not paid to the ladies, we are determined to foment a rebellion, and will not hold ourselves bound by any laws in which we have no voice or representation. […]

SAY IT THREE TIMES, FAST

Mae dafad ddu Dafydd yn dod o De Ddyfed ond dydy dafad dew Dafydd ddim yn dod o De Ddyfed.
(”Dafydd’s black sheep comes from South Dyfed, but Dafydd’s fat sheep does not come from South Dyfed.”)
Via Wicipedia:Blwch tywod, where you can also find scandalous information about some guy named Carlo and a corgi. (Due to […]

MYSTERY SCULPTURE

So my friend Glen has been calling and emailing from France and saying how ridiculously inexpensive the food and wine is, and just now I got this photo in response to my Ceol mailing:

“I took this snap at the Louvre on Monday that is appropriate for this … it reminded me of a session breaking […]