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Jorge — Spanish for George — had been named after President Bush, said Margot Ugarteche, a veterinarian at the Santa Cruz Municipal Zoo of South American Fauna in Bolivia, which sent Jorge to the Denver Zoo.
“Osama was always the more dominant of the two,” Ugarteche said. “He was always rough with Jorge. That was the […]

CAN DIALECTICS BREAK BRICKS?

Excerpts from La Dialectique peut-elle casser des briques? (YouTube)
Watch the entire ninety-minute film at Ubuweb.
See also: Situationist International

THEY’RE LETTING HIM GO ON TO FOURTH GRADE

Rice says Bush won’t be held back

HEY, ROSIE

An Open Letter to All the Rosie O’Donnells (Beau Sia on YouTube, via Yellow World)
Update: Apology, looks like
Previously ‘varked:

“Ching chong, ching chong”

A TERRIFYING WORLD WITHOUT COCA-COLA

… or bras. Check out the latest public relations campaign for the United States.
Please … Like Us, Euro-people (Defense Tech)

FETCHEZ LA VACHE

Monty Python’s Spamalot Game

HEADLINE OF THE DAY

Balls used to plug Java mud flow

I FEEL SO BOUQUET IN THE DARK

Elysian Fields, “Witness” (YouTube)
Want more? Here’s a nice, slow version of “Set the Grass on Fire.”
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FREE THE WEREWOLVES

Stuff that people write on money. This one totally wins, and it’s a stamp!

(Via Project Sanguine.)

ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT HILLARY CLINTON

Senator Clinton’s chances at this point rest on diminishing other candidates and outspending them. It’s attrition. If she gets the nomination, she doesn’t want any more votes than are necessary to win the presidency. Mouthing those outrageous idiocies is an effective way to get sensible people tuned out and apathetic, and attract cretinized supporters. Authoritarians […]