NO F IN CELTIC MUSIC EDITION

Even if I were gigging these days, there’s no freaking way I’d be available to play any of the five March gigs I’ve successfully deflected in the past month or so. Wise up, people: book your St. Patrick’s Day entertainment a year in advance.
And can we all stop using the term “Celtic music,” please? Although I guess it is handy as a warning that something is prolly gonna suck. (For comparison: some actual Irish music. And a lovely song.)
Mahomet! What a fine old Celtic name.