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… but what are you gonna eat? Consult What’s for Dinner Now? A Post-Necropalypse Cookbook for some ideas. This recipe’s for the early days of a zombie infestation, assuming you can collect the ingredients without getting chomped by some Thing in the Mini-Mart:

I Can’t Believe It’s Not Stale!
1 eight-ounce bag Cheetos
1 eight-ounce bag Doritos
1 eight-ounce bag Fritos
2 five-ounce cans evaporated milk
1 twelve-ounce can Spam

Using a clean hammer and a level board, crush all the chips into powder. Using your hands, grind in both the entire can of Spam and all the evaporated milk. Form into loaf, wrap in foil, and place in sandy soil. Burn a wood fire over the concoction for three hours. Slice and serve.

From the indispensable Zombiedefense.org.

(Image via M. Tacker.)

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