The most healthful foods in the supermarket sit there quietly in the produce section, silent as stroke victims, while a few aisles over, the Cocoa Puffs and Lucky Charms are screaming about their newfound whole-grain goodness.
Unhappy Meals (Michael Pollan in the New York Times)
Odd 1950s label courtesy of the Label Man, who maintains a gallery of interesting fruit crate ephemera.
Bonus disgusto-link: Mmm … bacon.