Awesome New Japan to include “international peacekeeping,” nationalist youth, giant robot warriors:
Japan must overhaul its pacifist constitution, beef up its international security role and free itself of World War II’s political remnants, Prime Minister Shinzo Abe told Parliament in a major policy speech Friday.Setting out his administration’s objectives for the coming year, Abe put rewriting the constitution, bolstering Japan’s security alliance with the United States and implementing classroom reforms that will instill a sense of patriotism in the nation’s youth at the top of his agenda.
Prime minister: Japan must rewrite constitution, abandon postwar mentality (Mainichi Shimbun)
I made up the part about the giant robot warriors, but surely you’ll agree that New Japan would be much more awesome that way.
Bonus video: When I said “awesome,” I meant “Aaah! Run away!”
Can’t the Japanese just sit down and take comfort in the fact that their entire national defense has been provided for already?
Who’s talking defense? We’re talking OFFENSE, BAYBEE!
I have a pretty good gig mugging people and running cons, but I’m anxious to get Exploding Aardvark to pick up some of the slack. I could do my thing much more cheaply and efficiently if I had some help.
Exploding Aardvark is all about efficiency. In fact, we are currently developing an ass-kicking machine that will kick ass ten times faster and harder than mere jackbooted thugs can ever hope to do.
your all fucking redards go fuck yourselfs
Mr. Anonymous, does your teacher know you are accessing grownup sites during computer lab time?