This is not how most Americans celebrate Martin Luther King Day.
Students at a Texas college threw a Martin Luther King Jr. Day party that featured attendees wearing gang apparel and Afro wigs, carrying malt liquor, handguns, and fried chicken, and even one woman dressed as Aunt Jemima.
Pelz noted that the party was started a few years earlier “because one of best friends is black or African American, whichever you deem politically correct, to be his day not to dishonor him.”
Got that? It’s not racist, because we aren’t racists, and we certainly didn’t intend any disrespect. Sound familiar?
Most Americans don’t celebrate MLK day and for good reason. So there.
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