UIUC’S NEW MASCOT UNVEILED!

Posted on Thursday 25 January 2007

This issue of Chief Illiniwek is beginning to get ridiculous. These American Indian tribes need to put a sock in it. There is nothing degrading about these images. I would be proud to have my nationality showcased in this manner.

Let’s face it, there are many images in our society that depict American Indians — chewing tobacco, hardtack, etc. At almost every truck stop, one can find imagery of the American Indian – many of them with spears or arrows in hand. Why do they never complain about these things? They need to stop crying like little babies and grow up.

DAVID DONOFRIO

Alton

Here is the amazing vanishing link to the News-Gazette page for this charming letter to the editor.

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the next UIUC mascot—Fatass American!

Majestic!

He is a typical American chieftain, based on our survey of people around the world. At halftime, he will majestically eat a humongous cheeseburger.

Everyone feel the pride now.

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