A NATIONAL PIE DAY WISH

Posted on Tuesday 23 January 2007

Pie George Bush, please.

A girl can dream, can’t she?

National Pie Day

Al Pieda

MAKE THE PIE HIGHER
by George W. Bush

I think we all agree, the past is over.
This is still a dangerous world.
It’s a world of madmen and uncertainty
and potential mental losses.

Rarely is the question asked
Is our children learning?
Will the highways of the Internet become more few?
How many hands have I shaked?

They misunderestimate me.
I am a pitbull on the pantleg of opportunity.
I know that the human being and the fish can coexist.
Families is where our nation finds hope, where our wings take dream.

Put food on your family!
Knock down the tollbooth!
Vulcanize society!
Make the pie higher! Make the pie higher!

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4 Comments for 'A NATIONAL PIE DAY WISH'

  1.  
    23 January 2007 | 4:06 pm
     

    It’s probably obvious to most of your readers, but just the same I think I ought to mention that all my attempts to put food on my family have been met with hostility. It’s one of those, “do NOT try this at home” things.

    Some of them threatened me! in no uncertain terms!

  2.  
    23 January 2007 | 9:07 pm
     

    This thing ate my last comment!

  3.  
    24 January 2007 | 3:34 am
     

    Sorry ’bout that. Apparently the upgrade to Wordpress 2.1 (”Ella”) and Akismet 2.0 made the spam-catcher a little overzealous.

  4.  
    24 January 2007 | 5:26 am
     

    Thought that might be the case.

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