Works for me, because I love everything else she wrote.
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Plath
I probably got Plath because I said I would die among kitchen utensils, but I was really thinking of having a stroke while trying to get a hollandaise sauce to emulsify.
Xensen: I thought your first movie was pretty good, but then it all went downhill. Oh, wait, wrong Rambo.
Gail: Heh. I just make the blender version, because when I want Hollandaise sauce, I want it right away, dammit! Throw in the egg yolks, pour in hot butter, et voilà: a thick sauce to which I immediately add far too much lemon juice (for most people).