The scene: a guitar store in De Queen, Arkansas
“I saw him walking out to his pickup truck and the bulges in his leather jacket. I said, ‘Hey what have you got there,’” Clifton Lovell said.
He said Conatser, 29, replied, “Nothing.”
Lovell pointed toward the unnatural shapes in Conatser’s jacket and pants and said, “You’ve got something.”
Conatser then removed a solid body electric guitar from his pants leg and from underneath his jacket.
“The neck of the guitar was almost down to his knee and the back of the guitar was almost up to his neck. It wasn’t hard to spot. There was no way he could sit down or get into the pickup,” Lovell said.
Owner: Man tried to hide guitar in pants (AP, via Scribal Terror)
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