Bush went to Capitol Hill Thursday morning, urging senators to follow the House lead and approve the plan before he has them locked up for sedition.
“The American people need to know we’re working together to win the war on terror,” he said. “So shut the fuck up and do what I want.”
The overall bill would prohibit war crimes and re-define such atrocities as rape and torture, but otherwise would allow the president—who exploded frogs as a child and executed a retard as Texas governor—to interpret the Geneva Conventions any way he sees fit.
Senate grants Bush absolute power (Dirt City Paranoia)
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