GOT TOO MUCH MONEY?

Posted on Monday 11 September 2006

ICE ROCKS
Use it to buy ICE ROCKS®, and then jump in front of a bus!

ICE ROCKS® is a product that is sold in its unfrozen state (liquid), so it is in fact a product offering substantial savings in terms of delivery costs, in that it does not require trucks to be refrigerated for transportation.

Wow! For real? Sign me the fuck UP!

FAMILY PACK - 200 ICE CUBES

After much research, a family pack will be available soon. This pack is ideal for large supermarkets. Families wishing to use large numbers of ICE ROCKS® will be well served by this product.

Families wishing to use large numbers of ICE ROCKS® should immediately stop producing children.

ICE ROCKS® (”Water Bank of America, Inc.” Warning: automatic “lite jazz.”)

Thanks, Snake Boy. I think.

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