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WHO IS WHAT?

Chappelle Show, “Racial Draft” (YouTube, via Racialicious)

WEIRDLY FASCINATING

I wasn’t gonna ‘vark this. I wasn’t even gonna look at it! But I gave in to my curiosity, and it turns out to be way more fun than I thought it might be. Drawing a line and having a little guy on a sled plunge down it to his doom! Brilliant! My first three […]

LACHANOPHOBIA

Krissie Palmer-Howarth, 61, a cabaret singer from Newhaven, East Sussex, has not been able to handle vegetables or even say their names since developing her phobia at the age of 17. Just their smell made her feel sick.
Now, after a session of hypnotherapy, Miss Palmer-Howarth says that she can stand to be close to vegetables, […]

CECI N’EST PAS UNE BLOG

You Are Surrealism

Dreamy and idealistic, you’ve created a world that is all your own. It’s very likely that you’ve either dabbled in drugs or are naturally trippy. You are always trying to push beyond the boundaries of your culture and society. You believe that art, love, and freedom can change the world.

What Art Movement Are […]

LET’S GO BACK IN TIME

In the last sidebar poll, we stranded several people on a desert island with millions of tiny, bloodsucking insects. Tied for survival were the insects and the rest of the planet (added by an unknown visitor). Dick fucking Cheney got two votes, presumably because his last human part has been replaced and he no longer […]

(WE’RE ALL LIVING IN)

Rammstein, “Amerika” (YouTube)

LET’S ALL REGISTER SILLY DOMAINS

IsItFriday.net

CanSpidersFart.com

(Both via the Blort.)

TODAY’S BLOGQUOTE

Bush went to Capitol Hill Thursday morning, urging senators to follow the House lead and approve the plan before he has them locked up for sedition.
“The American people need to know we’re working together to win the war on terror,” he said. “So shut the fuck up and do what I want.”
The overall bill would […]

CHAMBANITE ALERT

Your monthly local Irish music update has been posted. That is all.

FUZZY LANGUAGE

New Prime Minister Shinzo Abe’s use of words written in katakana, a form of writing used mainly for scientific terms and words derived from other languages, stood out in his policy speech on Friday, as he apparently aimed to create a new image of himself as a leader.
Abe, at 52 the youngest Japanese prime minister […]