A spokeshog for Hedgehogs for the Ethical Treatment of Hedgehogs said today, “McDonald’s are finally redesigning their McFlurry lid so that we don’t get our heads stuck inside and die of starvation. But they are making the aperture smaller! How are we going to get our dessert? This is an outrage, and a symptom of the attitude producing the current genocide of our species. You people may think we’re cute and insignificant, but take warning: Do not piss us off.”
(Thanks to Kevin for the tipoff.)
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