… and then stab yourself in the head* with a cheap cutlass. Or a pricey one, if you prefer!
Knit a pirate dice bag (Craftzine)
Bonus links:
- Captain Morgan: Calvin Klein of the high seas (Stanford Daily)
- Pirate Drink Recipes
- What is grog? (Straight Dope staff report)
- Drunken pirate runs for Congress
* Instructions for making a cutlass holder for ease in self-stabbing provided upon request.
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