Heya Tom, it’s Bob from the office down the hall
Good to see you buddy, how’ve you been?
Things have been okay for me, except that I’m a zombie now
I really wish you’d let us in
I think I speak for all of us when I say I understand
Why you folks might hesitate to submit to our demand
But here’s an FYI: you’re all gonna die screamingAll we want to do is eat your brains
We’re not unreasonable—I mean, no one’s gonna eat your eyes
All we want to do is eat your brains
We’re at an impasse here—maybe we should compromise
If you open up the doors
We’ll all come inside and eat your brains
Jonathon Coulton, ” Re Your Brains” [lyrics and more music]
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