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“FORENSIC VAGINA INSPECTORS”? CRIPES.

El Salvador looks like a so-called pro-lifer’s dream country. If you’d like to deny women the right to have abortions, please consider moving there. It’s all set up for you and everything.

More than a dozen countries have liberalized their abortion laws in recent years, including South Africa, Switzerland, Cambodia and Chad. In a handful of […]

I KNEW IT

The Easter Bunny Hates You (YouTube, via Sploid)
Previously ‘varked:

Jesus Covers Joy Division
The Last Supper, with Mermaids

DIED SURROUNDED BY VAST QUANTITIES OF FRUIT

Which Historical Lunatic Are You?From the fecund loins of Rum and Monkey.
Via Gail, who of course is also Charles VI.

PSA

Gizmodo and Lifehacker have some handy information on dealing with the latest zombie outbreak. Hopefully the UPS guy will be able to make it over here with my order of shotgun shells before the horde manages to shamble out here from town.