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“DOES THE BRIDE COME WITH POTATOES?”

(Reposted because I went back to watch it again and apparently the entire site I had linked to was down! This site reveals its source: a video called “Dr. Duck’s Super Secret All-Purpose Sauce.”)

Irish Language Lab
(Quicktime, at Video Ranch, originally via DRT)

ANTI-ABORTION CANDIDATE

During my time as governor, drug dealers and users will live in fear. I will introduce extremely harsh punishment for those who not only use illegal drugs, I will fight to make dealers serve life in prison, or better yet, Impalement.
Any Terrorist who is caught in Minnesota while I am governor, will find out what […]

MMM…PIE

Borrowing from Fafblog, I’ve come to think of the left as a special kind of pie. Possession of a piece of it gives you something to eat. Unfortunately, it is a zero sum pie. In theory, the pie could grow quite large, but it has been surrounded by hostile, fanged cupcakes, with brown frosting, bent […]

CRIPES

It’s always been easy to tell that Ted Haggard is a bit of a moron, but I didn’t know he was such an incredible asshole too. He’s got a black belt in assholery!

Clip from The God Delusion,a BBC program featuring Richard Dawkins(Quicktime at One Good Move)
BBC page on the series
Haggard’s an influential kinda guy.

FEAR ITSELF

“As long as the zombies adhere to their rigid pro-eating-us agenda no compromise is possible!” says Giblets.
“But Giblets that’s what compromise is all about,” says me. “Maybe if we compromise on gettin eaten they’ll compromise on pork tariffs an the border dispute.”
“Zombies will never give up their pork tariffs,” says Giblets. “They are as militantly […]

DOGS ONLY

Jilin Jiangshan Human Resources Development Company, in its recruitment advertisement, invited only people born in the Year of the Dog to apply.
A personnel manager for the company said those born in that particular Chinese astrological year tended to demonstrate qualities such as loyalty.
Chinese company wants ‘dog’ staff (BBC)
Previously ‘varked:

Discrimination’s a Bitch

INTERPRETIVE DANCE

In a Feb. 5, 1986, draft memo, Alito, then deputy assistant attorney general in the Office of Legal Counsel, outlined a strategy for changing that. It laid out a case for having the president routinely issue statements about the meaning of statutes when he signs them into law.
Such “interpretive signing statements” would be a significant […]

“WELLNESS EXAMS”?

People get “wellness exams”?
Okay, that was sarcasm, but my last “wellness exam” was over two decades ago, and that would have been a mandatory postpartum visit. In lieu of insurance or big bags of cash, I’ve simply attempted to stay healthy.
This doesn’t mean I think we’ve got a good system. See linkage below for a […]

I FINALLY SAW THE MOVIE

… so now it’s time for the quiz.
Me: Now taking bets on which one I’ll get.
Snake Boy: River. Psychic, dangerous, and crazy.
Darn it.

You scored as River Tam. The Fugitive. You are clever and dangerous, which is a nasty combination. The fact you are crazy too just adds to your charm. They […]