The menu at Pizza Hut in Japan is NOT QUITE THE SAME as in the States. Plus the kids’ section features what I can only assume are anthropomorphised blobs of melted cheese.
I’m a bit sad that Domino’s Pizza Taiwan got rid of the Disturbing White Guy commercials, but it’s good to know that it’s still just not pizza without buckets ‘o’ chicken. Where the hell is the weird cream-cheese pizza, though?

In Japan, Mama is Fighting Everyday, so McDonald’s is the clear solution to improved maternal mental health. (Here’s a shortcut to the commercials…but it’s more fun to dig in utter confusion. For me, anyway.)
If they had the”Veg McCurry Pan” at our local McDonald’s, I would almost be tempted to try it. Looks like it’s only available in India, though.