Good news, consumers! Rest assured that you can continue to eat greasy, deep-fried, salt-injected chickens that have probably been bludgeoned to death by bored factory workers—even in the face of a terrifying pandemic!
In coming days, KFC will have television commercials ready to reassure customers that its chicken is safe to eat if there is a bird flu outbreak.
The chicken chain said Tuesday it hopes the spots never have to air, but it’s taking no chances in the face of a potential threat to business.
KFC seeks to ease diners’ bird flu fears (AP, via J-Walk)
Bonus: President Unveils Plan to Inoculate Republicans Against Deadly Political Fallout From Impending Peking Duck Plague Holocaust (White House)
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