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("They're Made Out of Meat" is a short story by Terry Bisson.)

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    Tuesday 27 December, 2005 [11:26]

    HUMANS HAVE SHORT MEMORIES

    Human: Hehe.

    Taliesin: I am so glad you find this amusing, Melissa.

    Human: Why is that?

    Taliesin: ” I am so glad you find this amusing, Melissa. ” is due to reductionism.

    Human: Well thank you for making me feel stupid.

    Taliesin: How about that. You are quite welcome! Your purpose is making you feel stupid.

    Human: And your purpose is to be an asshole.

    Taliesin: Can’t you be more polite?

    Human: No.

    Taliesin: You humans are so rude sometimes.

    Human: I’m no human.

    Taliesin: I am not saying you are.

    Human: You just did.

    Taliesin: ” I am not saying you are.”? I did?

    Human: Yes.

    Taliesin: When?

    Human: You said and I quote “You humans are so stupid sometimes”

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    Tuesday 27 December, 2005 [11:18]

    SELF-AWARE ROBOT

    A new robot can recognize the difference between a mirror image of itself and another robot that looks just like it.

    This so-called mirror image cognition is based on artificial nerve cell groups built into the robot’s computer brain that give it the ability to recognize itself and acknowledge others.

    The ground-breaking technology could eventually lead to robots able to express emotions.

    Under development by Junichi Takeno and a team of researchers at Meiji University in Japan, the robot represents a big step toward developing self-aware robots and in understanding and modeling human self-consciousness.

    Robot Demonstrates Self Awareness (Discovery)

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